Narrator: And now it's time for "How Merchandising Changed Me". This episode, Madge! Merchandising...
Percy: Hey Madge!
Madge: Oh Hi Percy!
Percy: Can I have a ride?
Madge: Oh sure! Jump on!
(Percy hops onto Madge's Flatbed)
Madge: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HGHGH, I JUST WANNA PLAY! I JUST WANNA PLAY!!!!
Henry: See if you can find what makes this Trevor unique.
(Trevor goes across the track slowly)
Madge: Tractor Races! On your mark, Get set, Go!
(Terence and Trevor dash, taking the front of Madge and leaving her flatbed behind)
Emily: There's no-one quite like Emily, Friendly Em-
Unknown Voice: Did someone say Emerald?
Emily: Oh no, Aaaaah!
Molly (RC): Hi, I'm Molly!
Molly (Trackmaster): Hey! Who do you think you are?
Molly (RC): I'm Molly.
Molly (Trackmaster): No, I'm Molly!
Molly (RC): I'm more accurate.
Molly (Trackmaster): I have, yellow wheels with white outlines!
Molly (RC): So do I, and I have a white running board.
Molly (Trackmaster): I have 3 lamp irons and a lamp!
Molly (RC): So do I, and they're more detailed.
Molly (Trackmaster): Well, um, uh... uh... I'M BETTER!
(Trackmaster Molly dashes past RC Molly)
Molly (RC): Huh, I have a Remote Control.
Molly (Trackmaster): BE QUIET!!! Hah, My boiler's longer!
Fanofthomas31: Probably the most accurate Trackmaster Thomas ever made.
Fanofthomas31: Bachmann, Tomy, Trackmaster!
(Buster slowly comes up)
Buster: Vroom Vroom!
(Buster flies, landing on his wheels)
Buster: Huh, I landed on my wheels!
Thomas: Don't fall asleep!
Buster: Wait What?
(Thomas pushes the car with Buster inside, crashing both the truck and Buster)
Buster: How did it do that?
Duck: Oh Dear, Oh Dear, Oh Dear Oh Dear Oh Dear Oh Dear Oh Dear Oh DearOhDearOhDearOhDearOhDearOh, OH DEAR!!!
Bill: AND IF THE WORLD SUDDENLY RAN OUT OF CHEESE!
Salty: Ahoy Matey-
Hiro/James: We've been sitting here for about a week now.
Wilson, Dunbar, Action Chugger, Speedy: CHUGGINGTON!!!!!
Victor: I am not dealing with these cars.
(Victor leaves, but the camera goes to a car with gold)
Victor: SWIMMING IN GOLD! Wait a minute, GRAVEL?!?
(Victor pushes the car over)
Fanofthomas31: What Happened Here?
Flying Scotsman: I'M THE FLYING SCOTSMAN!
(Flying Scotsman jumps the ramp, leaving his tenders behind)
Flying Scotsman: Wait where are my tenders?
Flying Scotsman's Tenders: We can't stop noooow!!
(Flying Scotsman's Tenders fall into the water)
Flying Scotsman: Great, now it's Capsule Plarail all over again!
Ashima: And I'm Ashima!
Fanofthomas31: Makes me laugh every time.
(Hugo falls over)
Madge: Well, that's it everyone!